This was posted on The People’s Cube, an anti-Marxist political satire site:
After the assassination of Charlie Kirk, the empathy industry reminds America that words are violence, silence is violence, and also please stop noticing contradictions.
OREM, UT — The nation’s leading advocates of empathy clarified Wednesday that free speech remains absolutely sacred, provided the people they disagree with are done talking forever.
“Democracy depends on robust debate,” said an adjunct professor of Nonviolence, pausing to like a post labeled DING DONG above a photo of the deceased. “Which is why it’s crucial that certain voices stop speaking. Only then can the conversation begin. So really, this was a community de-escalation.”
She teaches Conflict Resolution 101.
On social media, guidance counselors, DEI directors, and assorted compassion professionals posted confetti emojis while celebrating the removal of a man they couldn’t out-argue.
Pastel graphics reading LOVE WINS were interspersed with threads about how debate is inherently violent unless everyone agrees first.
LFBTQIA+ section of the US Air Force Academy’s library. We can only assume this is no longer.
When asked if cheering a murder might itself be hateful, many replied, “Wow. So you’re anti-free-speech now?”
In a televised roundtable titled “When Speech Pulls the Trigger,” experts agreed the solution is “more dialogue,” immediately followed by a list of topics that cannot be discussed.
Viewers who noted the contradiction were reminded that noticing contradictions is a form of aggression.
Cable panels labored toward nuance. “This shows the danger of pointed arguments,” one host sighed, “where a person’s rhetoric tragically caused someone else to pull a trigger several hundred feet away.”
Another wondered aloud if the shot might have been “symbolic,” a kind of community note delivered at high speed. The word “murder” was not immediately available for comment.
A campus statement affirmed an “unwavering commitment to diversity of thought,”
then added a helpful asterisk: Diversity excludes thoughts that make us uncomfortable, because discomfort is violence, which we oppose violently. The statement was later updated to include a somber candle emoji.
Outside the venue, a local man shook his head. “They’re gloating that a guy who argued for the right to self-defense died from violence,” he said. “By that logic, firefighters who die in fires disprove fire extinguishers.”
He was promptly flagged for “whataboutism” and escorted to a Reflection Tent where he could reflect safely and at length.
A newly formed Coalition for Tolerance, Inclusivity, and Necessary Silence (TINS)—outlined next steps.
“We dream of a painless society where everything is free and effort is optional,” said a spokesperson identifying as Deputy Assistant People’s Therapist, 3rd Class.
“We keep missing utopia because of fascists – currently defined as ‘people who disagree.’ Once they’re gone, paradise begins. If paradise doesn’t appear, we probably missed a few.”
By nightfall, vigils combined signs declaring SILENCE IS VIOLENCE with signs declaring SPEECH IS MURDER.
As some observers noted the contradiction, fact-checkers rated this “problematic but true.”
University officials promised a campus dialogue on tolerance – topic list to be released once all disallowed topics are removed.
In closing remarks, a senior administrator summarized the lesson: “The most compassionate society is the one where we never have to hear you.”
First published on The People’s Cube
Note the mention of “Diversity of Thought”. We saw that all the time while DOD and service academies were trying to justify the DEI agenda. They would say how important diversity of thought is, along with racial and gender diversity. No one argued that diversity of thought was a bad thing. But it was added to temper the obviously divisive focus on race and gender, so that to be against that was also to be against diversity of thought. They hid behind it. Now with Charlie Kirk’s assassination, it’s even more clear that the Left never had a true interest in allowing people to have differing opinions, thoughts.
Gaslighting Alert
Trump Escalates Attacks on Political Opponents After Charlie Kirk’s Killing – The New York Times
Is “radical-left” violence really on the rise in America? – The Economist
Leading Democrats Are Condemning Charlie Kirk’s Murder – The Atlantic
Trump’s partisan double standard for assassinations is chilling – MSNBC News
White House seizes on killing of Charlie Kirk to legitimize fascism and suppress opposition – WSWS (World Socialst Web Site)
Americans see left and right violence as equal issues. The data doesn’t. – Daily Kos
Trump ramps up rhetoric against ‘radical left’ in the wake of Charlie Kirk’s killing – Yahoo
JD Vance Eviscerates Idea Political Violence Is ‘Both Sides’ Problem In Response To Charlie Kirk’s Assassination (Daily Caller)
. . . Vance said the celebration of Kirk’s death just because someone did not like his views are “creating an environment” where more people will be motivated to commit political assassinations. The vice president gave an example that happened in his own family where one middle aged woman in Southern California who told his five-year-old child to “disown” their father. “There is no unity with people who scream at children over their parents’ politics. There is no unity with someone who lies about what Charlie Kirk said in order to excuse his murder,” the vice president continued. “There is no unity with someone who harasses an innocent family the day after the father of that family lost a dear friend. There is no unity with the people who celebrate Charlie Kirk’s assassination. And there is no unity with the people who fund these articles, who pay the salaries of these terrorist sympathizers who argue that Charlie Kirk, a loving husband and father, deserved a shot to the neck because he spoke words in which they disagree.”. . .
If we want to stop political violence like what happened to Charlie Kirk, we have to be honest about the people who are celebrating it and the people who are financing it.
My closing remarks on today’s episode of the Charlie Kirk Show: pic.twitter.com/pEAqbAL3yr
— JD Vance (@JDVance) September 15, 2025
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